Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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