I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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