After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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