So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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