chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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