Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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