So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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