So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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