$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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