My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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