And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
