My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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