Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
