is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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