At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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