Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I deserve this hangover.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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