...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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