Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
