I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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