An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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