Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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