she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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