Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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