Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
