I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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