it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She told me I should be a condom model.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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