we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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