I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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