I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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