a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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