3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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