I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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