didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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