i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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