Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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