my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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