I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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