i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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