the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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