I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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