I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have feelings that need drinking.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
