i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize