So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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