google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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