Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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