WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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