Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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