i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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