Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
