Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Randomize
