come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I know her cup size but not her name....
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