Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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