My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm bleeding and have questions
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
