If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I can't trust your balls anymore.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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