Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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