when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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