Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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