im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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