Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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